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    what is this amateur hour?

    Crowned winner of American Idol and Chief of Surgery in one week?  You are a winner of Wednesday and Thursday nights!  Whats next? Teaming up with Jack Bauer to fight Al Queda/internship with House?

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    fox coverup?

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    Is Abu Fayed still alive?  As recent as tonight I saw him secretly performing on American Idol under the stage name Phil Stacey.  Don't let the clean shave and white powder makeup fool you.  Wiretaps from CTU have shown outgoing calls from his cell phone to a cell phone owned by an undisclosed terror group (cannot be written here for our safety).  Is Fox trying to cover something up?  Seeing how they broadcast both shows, could Rupert Murdoch's News Corporation be safe harboring the terrorists?

    Contact CTU, we need to talk to Jack Bauer, immediately.

    time for a number 2

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    Is Jack Bauer constipated?  All this shooting would have any man crap his pants, yet he has managed to hold it in. 

    Call the President and have CTU bring in a bowl of bran flakes immediately.

    more on 24

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    Last week we realized that Jack Bauers gun never needs reloading.  This week?  His cell phone - he never needs to charge it.  They are running around looking for some suitcase nukes, but I would check his cell phone because it seems to be running on nuclear power too.

    is jack bauer using game genie?

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    Has Jack Bauer ever reloaded his gun?  It seems like he can just shoot and shoot and shoot and shoot, and never have to reload.

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