Is Abu Fayed still alive? As recent as tonight I saw him secretly performing on American Idol under the stage name Phil Stacey. Don't let the clean shave and white powder makeup fool you. Wiretaps from CTU have shown outgoing calls from his cell phone to a cell phone owned by an undisclosed terror group (cannot be written here for our safety). Is Fox trying to cover something up? Seeing how they broadcast both shows, could Rupert Murdoch's News Corporation be safe harboring the terrorists?
Contact CTU, we need to talk to Jack Bauer, immediately.
Has Jack Bauer ever reloaded his gun? It seems like he can just shoot and shoot and shoot and shoot, and never have to reload.
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