Bob Sakamano

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PARIS HILTON THINKS WEST AFRICA IS A COUNTRY!

chase tatum found dead

As it turns out, another pro wrestler has died.

Chase Tatum, pro-wrestler-kind-of died of an apparent accidental drug overdose on Sunday Morning.

Then again, everyone from every profession dies eventually.  So I guess it really isn't news.

This brings the list of pro-wrestlers who have died before they are 65 up to 102 deaths.

Chase Tatum Myspace

bobjelina jolitt

Congrats to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie for donating more than 6 million dollars combined in 2006.  According to my calculation this amounts to them making about 250 million dollars more than they needed that year.

Wow, me too.  Small world.

it's true

Patrick Swayze has pancreatic cancer.

Read the story here.

womb raider

Is Angelina Jolie trying to create her own Noahs Arc - of humans?

She just racked up another child from another country, this time: Vietnam.

That adds to her collection of adopted children from Cambodia and Ethiopia.  Oddly enough her own child wasn't even born in the United States, it was born in Namibia.

Don't believe shes a collector?

This is taken directly from wikipedia

On March 15, 2007, Jolie adopted a three-year-old boy from Vietnam, Pax Thien Jolie, who was abandoned at birth at a local hospital. She collected the boy from the Tam Binh orphanage in Ho Chi Minh City.^[67

Here is a map we put together to help you visualize the mayhem.

 

Lets look at trends, if you play your cards right, she might snatch up your baby for the bible project too.

- Countries ending in "ia" (3:4)

- Coastal (4:4)

- Little boys (3:4)

- The only kind she actually gave birth to was a girl, we translate this to only liking one penis in her at at a time.

What I would really like in all of this, is for her not to tell the kids they are adopted.  That would really throw them off.

Interesting note: the ugliest one of them all was their own creation.

more later!

dark side lost we have

Guess what?  We lost another Jedi Knight.  Samuel L Jackson, also known as Master Mace Windu, has officially gone to the dark side.

It all started when "Snakes on a Plane" came out.  We knew he liked snakes, but were not sure to what extent.  Now with Black Snake Moan, we started to worry.  So we followed him around, only to find him going into this guys layer...

is jack bauer using game genie?

 

Has Jack Bauer ever reloaded his gun?  It seems like he can just shoot and shoot and shoot and shoot, and never have to reload.

news flash!

Remember when you where in high school and all the really nerdy people where in drama club?  Well, GUESS WHAT? All your favorite actors today where those same nerdy people!  The only exception to this are the really good looking ones who made it famous because drama dweebs don't sell enough tickets.  Don't believe me?  Remember all of the pep rallys you had in high school for West Side Story and Hairspray?  You don't? Oh yeah, because no one cared about Shakespeare, people where at the game on Friday night instead of the auditorium.

Same rules apply today.

Tom Hanks = Drama club president

Will Ferrell = Thespian Society Secretary

Kira Knightly = Freshman Drama Club Liaison

Brad Pitt = Quarterback

Ashton Kutcher = Wide Receiver

Vanessa Marcil = Varsity Cheerleading Captain

Now that your eyes are opened to the actor nerds.  Think back to the next nerdiest, creepiest group of people in high school - the kids that where into making their own movies.  The same kids you now know today as Steven Spielberg and James Cameron.

Sorry to ruin all the fun.

CUT!