You know how old people couples always have good stories about how they first met? (It was 1945, and I'd just got back from the war, etc...) No one has any good story like that anymore. People meet on internet dating sites now. The story these people will tell when they get old is that they met because they were both losers: Grandpa messaged Grandma because he saw that they were both into Star Wars collectibles and preferred cats over dogs.
I was disturbed today when I realized that my Hungry Man (tm) "Mexican Style Fiesta" TV dinner was the most satisfying mexican food experience I have had since moving to the Midwest. I went to a Mexican place here that had its salsa in a catsup-style squirt bottle. I am not kidding.
Plus, the "Mexican Style Fiesta", like all of Hungry Man's products, is very good for you. In just one meal, I was able to get a high percentage of my daily value of essential nutrients: 58% DV of Total Fat, 52% DV of Saturated Fat (thats the good kind), and a whopping 93% DV of Sodium. I would highly recommend this product to anyone who, like me, thinks living past the age of 40 is overrated.
Some things come with age, and the most important of those things is being able to tear foil with a straight edge.
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