Bob Sakamano

retardNation - Sisters sell Illinois shaped corn flake on Ebay for $1,350

Who says we are in a REcession?

People are buying Illinois shaped corn flakes for $1,350 on Ebay.

This whole recession thing just looks like a classic case of the wrong "RE".

America isn't in a REcession

America is REtarded.

Amazon.com sells a pack of 7-24oz boxes of Corn flakes for $32.64 (with free shipping).  This means with $1,350 they could have bought approximately 41 of these 7 packs, which amounts to 287 boxes or 6,888 ounces (430 pounds) of Corn Flakes.  I am sure within that they could have found the entire United States Earth worth of Corn Flakes.

Better yet, they could have probably accomplished that with only $600 and spent the other $750 to buy the materials necessary to kill themselves, which in the end would have benefited us all much, much, much better.

caption contest

There is just no more privacy in America

i must have passed through a warp zone

After seeing this on the front page of foxnews.com

It makes me wonder, what year are we in?!?! Is this normal?!?!

This just proves my theory that gay-ex-governors of New Jersey always have threesomes with their wives and drivers.

decision of the year

Hmm, a billion dollars to become President and have everyone hate you

***OR***

a billion dollars to spend the next 25 years, which amounts to $40 million a year, $3.33 million a month, $111,111 a day, $4,630 an hour, $77 a minute on better things in life like hookers, booze, cars, houses and fun.

Looks like NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg made the right decision, which is probably why he is a billionaire today!

mark zuckerberg beat up your honor student

You know whats the best invention?

Facebook gifts.

Example: As you can see above this weekend they had a VERY LIMITED EDITION of TEN MILLION champaign bottles available to give out, at a dollar a piece!  If they sell 10% of these at a minimum that's a million dollars, all for drawing a picture and a little coding.  This is just one gift though, they release new gifts a few times a week.

Who doesn't have an extra dollar and some freetime at work to give this crap away. 

I'd say they make at least $$$$50 million a year on this bullshit.

I bet Mark Zuckerburg just takes revenue from this as his salary.

Fucking genious.

You know whats the second best invention tho?  This japanese ice pooping robot.

can you spare a square?

Society, I think we need to take a step back.

Well, maybe not society, it could just be me.  I am saying this because today I chose a dirtier stall over a cleaner one.  Not because there was more TP available in the dirtier one, but through a year and a half of trials and testing I knew I could get better cell phone reception in the dirtier one.

ass of u and me

I am a man who loves to make assumptions, so I am going to assume that in the old days, when people were fired from their jobs, they were actually set on fire.

Actually, now that I think about it, why did we ever stop this practice?  How much harder would you work if being engulfed in flames was the consequence to unfinished TPS reports?

toilet humour

Americans are obsessed with shit.

Don't believe me?

"You scared the shit out of me!"

"I shit my brains out!"

"Man, I would fuck the SHIT out of her!"

"Your moms cooking tastes like SHIT!"

"The professor is full of shit"

"Oh you little piece of shit!"

"I think we are about to see a shit storm"

"Your girlfriends perfume smells like shit"

I guess shit speaks for itself...

crazy mofo

Let me get this right...

An attorney, a defense attorney, was found naked in a COURTHOUSE, with an underaged girl?

I'd like to make a motion to overule and retry every case he has ever participated in on the basis of retardation.

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