Bob Sakamano

khee khee khooo

Did you ever notice that most people who breath too loud are people that we would prefer not to be breathing at all?

happy v day kim K

Women are like elevators,  we push their buttons in the hopes that they will go down on us.

suspended congress

Some people call this a bagless upright

Not me tho, click the break. LoLz

when you look good you play good

If a pitcher icing their arm enables them to pitch longer,

Then a man should be able to ice his _ _ _ _ so he can _ _ _  _ longer.

Agreed?

lumbergh fucked her

Overtime in sports is like having your boss ask you to stay a bit later.

palpitation worthy

Seeing a car that looks like a cop when you are speeding is like seeing someone that looks like your mother in law when you are on a date with not your wife.