Bob Sakamano

public enemy # 1.0

How many times have you been working on something important on word or excel, only to realize that he has shown up on screen and the last three minutes of typing didn't go through?  If that's not enough it takes another ten minutes to get rid of him.  Was this some sick joke by Microsoft?

Rumor has it that Bill had his programmers working 80-90 hour weeks while trying to create Windows 95.  Late one night one programmer was in his 33rd straight hour when he started hallucinating and talking to a paper clip on his desk.  Steve Balmer came in and saw all of this and instantly fell in love.  Thus, the office assistant was born.

PS.  I wonder if he made the cut for Windows Vista.  Survey says: Please God no!

the next time i hear it i swear

The next time I hear "you are blowing up" when I get a text message or a phone call, I am going to throw my phone at that person.  It was cool when no one had a phone and getting a call was rare, but now everyone has a phone and everyone is texting and calling all the time, so what is the need for us to say "you are blowing up!" anytime someone gets more than two messages or calls in a short amount of time?