Bob Sakamano

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Dear Global Warming,

I love you.

i want my MBA!

Yes Apple released their new Ultra Thin Macbook yesterday, dubbed the "Macbook Air".

It has a 13.3 inch wide screen, weighs 3 pounds, a 5 hour battery and fits in an envelope.

I have put together a montage of things I would give up to have it.

Click the break to view!

church drama

"They could not keep it a secret any longer, Pastor McFadden had been caught for a second time.  This time he had been Yahoo! image searching with two kids in a confessional.  People were talking in the church and it was getting ugly and Dr Mulder wasn't about to let one bad pastor ruin the churches unblemished history with their favorite search engine, Google. "

potty mouth!

If you are cool and you have the iPhone, you may have noticed when typing wtf, it automatically caps it to "WTF".

Are the folks in cupertino promoting foul language amongst society?

Better ask Steve!

love at first sight

I saw my first iphone today on the subway.

I really want one.

So much in fact that I would get married and have a child and trade that wife and child for an iphone if it guaranteed me one within the next ten months (must allow time for child birth).

marriage 2007

When I get married.

The first thing I do before is get a prenuptial agreement.

If we divorce, so what? Big woop. Girls are a dime a dozen.  Google search girl and you get 385 million results.  I am sure I can replace her at least by the third page of results.

So, take my house, take my cars, shit, take my savings.

But I'll be damned if that bitch goes near my Itunes collection.  She can go fuck herself.