intercourse dislexic
"Behind every great man, is a great woman."
I'd like to watch whoever said that have sex and see how they do it.
"Behind every great man, is a great woman."
I'd like to watch whoever said that have sex and see how they do it.
As I was walking to school today, I saw a guy walking his dog. He was typical frat-style looking college guy - the guy you typically see trying to chug 1,000 beers at the bar - except for one thing. The dog he was walking was The...Girliest...Dog...Ever. It was a white, cute, cuddly, fluffy, tiny poodle attached to this poor guy by a tiny cutesy leash. I couldn't help but crack a smile when I walked by him, and he returned my smile with a look somewhere in between hatred and utter despair. He probably thinks I was mocking him. But I wasn't; instead, I was merely acknowledging that he made a tough decision.
Any retard knows that he didn't pick this dog out; his girlfriend did. Obviously, when they were looking for a dog, she saw this one and loved it, and he considered the repercussions of a veto. But he knew, if he were to use his veto power, and they got a different dog that was less fruity, every time she looked at that dog and remembered the one she really wanted, that guy was not getting any pussy that night.
So he weighed his choices, and he made a decision. He accepted the fact that by getting this dog, all of his friends are going to rag on him for it at least three times a week, and every now and then, some guy he doesn't know is going to look at him and think he is a pussy. But, if he is willing to go through all of that...think about how amazing his girlfriends vagina must be?
One of the scariest moments in any mans life is that moment when we are going to the restroom at work. We unzip our pants, reach in to go to pull it out to urinate, only to find it missing.
First, our heart stops, then a panic, where did it go? It was there a minute ago I swear I felt it, what happened? Then we feel around - only to realize the hole for our boxers has shifted to the side a little bit.
Everytime I tell myself I won't get fooled again.
By misusing the time-honored tradition of abortion, China has set itself up for a sausagefest of epic proportions. In 15 years, China will have an estimated 30 million person surplus of "marriage age" men. Party foul!!!
Love,
Pigman
I forgot to put on a belt today.
What is that the female equivalent to? A bra?
They are both for support, but really complete opposites. If a mans pants drop down he will go to jail, but if a woman jiggles a little bit, a man will probably end up going to jail too.
Do you know any guys who have their MySpace profiles on private? Or even their Facebook? Probably not. Girls get annoyed when they get stalked, but guys welcome it, actually we probably encourage it. Don't believe me?
Here's my phone number and address:
212 608-8520
350 5th Avenue
New York, NY 10118.
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