Bob Sakamano

the kids are alright

According to a new study from the American Heart Assocation, it seems to be reasonable OK for the youth of America to start using Cocaine. 

A new study by the American Heart Association warned Monday that cocaine use in young or otherwise healthy patients could sometimes cause heart attack symptoms like chest pain, shortness of breath, anxiety, palpitations, dizziness, nausea, heavy sweating and palpitations

The keyword here is "symptoms", so why stop all the fun of the coke just for a little afterwords anxiety.

...which after looking them over seem more like symptoms of wanting more cocaine and not symptoms of heart explosion.

An ex-drug user and fallen soldier Mitch Hedburg once said “I used to drink wine. This girl asked me, “Doesn’t wine give you a headache?” “Yeah, eventually, but the first and the middle part are amazing!”, which applies perfectly here, why stop using cocaine because of what will happen afterwards?

PS.  I am not sure if the picture relates to this, however it made the first page of results on a google image search for heart exploding, so I went with it.

anybody have any loaded guns, machetes or any other dangerous objects to lend an australian family?

Australians are great parents.

Take this for example.

Alicia Cotter, mother extraordinaire, has a two year old son named Noah.  They also have a dog named Cassey.  Noah is a nice regular two year old boy.  One day he decided to play with Cassey and he pulled on his ears.  Coincidentally, Cassey, a Mastiff, decided he wasn't cool with it and proceeded to maul the boy.  With deep cuts and scratches all over the left side of his face, his mother has decided to blame her son in the incident and has decided to keep the dog.  Noah, two years old, agrees, "Cassey is a good dog".

Highlights of the story include:

Noah was covered in blood and crying hysterically when Ms Cottier pulled him away from the dog and dialled triple-0.

"There was blood everywhere, and he was screaming," she said.

Ambulance officers from the Hunter Westpac Rescue Helicopter attended to Noah and deemed him "the luckiest boy alive".

your momma 2008

As the youth are getting older (apparently by the second) and having children, it's come to my attention that the diseases they got in the late 80's and early 90's are still with them today, which makes me ask: What is a kid supposed to tell his friends is growing on his moms upper lip? If they don't already make fun of  him for being fat and poor, his mom having herpes lip can't be helping his case either.

Next time you bone, think twice for the kids!

"your mommas herpes is so bad she can only supress 2 days out of 30" DISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You got served!

60 degreeZ in nYc in january

how come we cant convince our bosses at work to let us work outside? in elementary school if the weather was nice we could go under a tree and have class.

it would be nice once in a while

the kids aren't alright

Apparently there isn't much to do in Florida.

And also apparently Marijauna IS a gateway drug.

But who would have ever thought it was a gateway drug to fermenting your own shit and piss in order to get high huffing off of it??

Is this something we can blame bad parenting?

bless america

Most Americans will remember one significant moment in their lives, meaning they will remember EXACTLY where they were, and what they were doing.  A moment that touched their lives and changed the way they lived.

For the people of the sixties, they will remember the assassination of John F. Kennedy.  For the people of the forties, they will remember where they were when they heard we were attacked by the Japanese at Pearl Harbor.

I think my generation will remember exactly what we were doing and what desk we were sitting at that moment when our lives changed forever when our teacher told us that February has another R in it after the B.

sad but good

On my drive to work today, I was listening to Guns N Roses (Estranged), which reminds me of my younger days in Oklahoma.

This made me kind of sad.

Until I looked up and saw this.

childhood wasted

Are these ducks retarded?  In elementary school, we only learned two things: how to write cursive, and that birds fly south for the winter.  So what the hell are these ducks doing swimming in the ice?  Are they lazy?  Did duck scientists find out that they didn't need to fly all the way down south just for a few months?  What was with all of that "flying V" bullshit that they told us about.  I don't see any flying, and if this is the letter V then I have been way off all these years.  Speaking of letters, I don't even know how to write cursive anymore.

RIP 1988-1993