Bob Sakamano

Midwexican food sucks

I was disturbed today when I realized that my Hungry Man (tm) "Mexican Style Fiesta" TV dinner was the most satisfying mexican food experience I have had since moving to the Midwest. I went to a Mexican place here that had its salsa in a catsup-style squirt bottle. I am not kidding.

Plus, the "Mexican Style Fiesta", like all of Hungry Man's products, is very good for you. In just one meal, I was able to get a high percentage of my daily value of essential nutrients: 58% DV of Total Fat, 52% DV of Saturated Fat (thats the good kind), and a whopping 93% DV of Sodium. I would highly recommend this product to anyone who, like me, thinks living past the age of 40 is overrated.

CAPTION CONTEST!

new feature... Instead of a picture of the day, I am going to make it a caption contest, giving you all the opportunity to win great prizes.  This weeks prize will be ten dollars and a package of cock soup mix to the best caption!

"I used to stick mine in when making the soup to give it natural flavor, but it would hurt really bad and give me third degree burns, with this soup mix, I don't have that problem anymore, and not to mention great cock soup!"

age

Some things come with age, and the most important of those things is being able to tear foil with a straight edge.