Bob Sakamano

WHO WANTS TO HAVE SOME FUN?!?!

Thailand is wanting to pass a law requiring motorists to stop when their national anthem is played twice daily.

Doesn't it make you want to go there with an ipod, some speakers and a lawn chair and have some fun?

lol

Mike Tyson sentenced to 24 hours in jail

My favorite part of the story:

Tyson attorney David Chesnoff said his client had taken 29 drug tests without a relapse since his arrest and that he's attended Alcoholics Anonymous and Narcotics Anonymous meetings.

I think I speak for all of us when I say there is no anonymity when Mike Tyson, the ear biting rapist, is in the room. PS, if you see this face, RUN.

psychic bob

Sometimes I pride myself as a genious.

This is one of those times.

Yesterday I wrote about us not hearing anything about R Kelly for a long time.

Today on Perezhilton.com, I read this http://perezhilton.com/?p=8980.

When you are good, you are good.

Who else wants me to read the future?!?!

the kids aren't alright

Apparently there isn't much to do in Florida.

And also apparently Marijauna IS a gateway drug.

But who would have ever thought it was a gateway drug to fermenting your own shit and piss in order to get high huffing off of it??

Is this something we can blame bad parenting?

but i don't want to be a pirate!

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/africa/11/02/somalia.pirates.japan.ap/index.html

Top 4 Reasons not to be a pirate anymore....

1. Slow internet connection

2. No HDTV service (yet)

3. Scurvy

4. Limited supply of women

james brown?!?!? JAMES BROWN!

Everyonce in a while a fan will suggest me writing about something, so I will post them under the category "junior sakamanos"

hobo writes:

http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070717/LOCAL/707170415

Why whould you ever shit out a baby in the bathroom when you can go to the hospital, get healthcare, and leave no questions asked in 46 states?

attack of the drones

Here's an idea.

Let's put these on ebay.

Obviously the only person who would want to bid on them would be Osama Bin Laden.  How is he going to pay for it?  The only way he can pay for it - paypal.  Paypal requires addresses, and addresses leads to a little thing I like to call BUSTED.

crazzzyyyy foooool

It was then he remembered what Willy had told him, "Don't touch the magic gumballs they haven't been tested yet!"

well duhhhh

Just read the article and shutup

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,288912,00.html

"Because my husband's name is bin Laden he finds it very difficult to travel anywhere," she told The Sun.

I don't mean to be insensitive but, are these hoses hitting anything? It seems like they are being operated by two year olds.