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Question:  If Brontosauruses were around today, would they want to have sex with this crane if they saw it?  They kind of look alike, so it only seems logical.

Ok, I admit, I really don't want to talk about crane banging.  This is just a segway to a bigger prehistoric issue: Dinosaur genitalia.

HOW COME THEY HAVE NEVER SHOWN US DINO DICK?  They had to have something! But they have shown us nothing.  The only thing that we have learned about dino creation is that you can make new Dinosaurs from mosquitoes and amber.  No where did they talk about T Rex's mounting other T Rex's or how mastodons love to masturbate (that is how they got their name, isn't it?)

A brontosaurus grew to about 15 feet tall, 70 feet long and weighed around 40 tons.  Putting this into human proportion would give it male genitalia of about ten feet, TEN FEET!  That is one Yao Ming and half a Prince.  How come every movie/documentary/historical presentation has failed to show anything about this?

That is why the dinosaurs went extinct, not because of some great meteorite, but because they did not have sexual organs.

Now you ask, how did they lay eggs?

Do you really think a dinosaur could have taken care of an egg?  If you barely pick up an egg it will crack, how do you think a dinosaur could have sat on an egg and incubated it without destroying it? Impossible.

So, maybe Dinosaurs where just a one shot deal, it didn't work out, they where too big, took up too much space, each one got to live a few million years (we don't know how long a particular dinosaur could live, so I will assume that they lived the whole time), but God decided that he didn't want to renew their contract, so he didn't give them anything to reproduce with, and eventually they died.