Bob Sakamano

the kids are alright

According to a new study from the American Heart Assocation, it seems to be reasonable OK for the youth of America to start using Cocaine. 

A new study by the American Heart Association warned Monday that cocaine use in young or otherwise healthy patients could sometimes cause heart attack symptoms like chest pain, shortness of breath, anxiety, palpitations, dizziness, nausea, heavy sweating and palpitations

The keyword here is "symptoms", so why stop all the fun of the coke just for a little afterwords anxiety.

...which after looking them over seem more like symptoms of wanting more cocaine and not symptoms of heart explosion.

An ex-drug user and fallen soldier Mitch Hedburg once said “I used to drink wine. This girl asked me, “Doesn’t wine give you a headache?” “Yeah, eventually, but the first and the middle part are amazing!”, which applies perfectly here, why stop using cocaine because of what will happen afterwards?

PS.  I am not sure if the picture relates to this, however it made the first page of results on a google image search for heart exploding, so I went with it.

and dry

What does a Kite say when it smokes pot?

koala bear infestation, anyone?

"I like the UPS guy, because he is a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it!"

- Mitch Hedburg (1968-2005)

the audacity of dope

Apparently there is a new drug out called "Paco" in Argentina, and apparently it's amazing. It's a new kind of cocaine residue that people smoke with a cigarette type apparatus.

Just weeks after first trying the drug, Mrs. Acuña’s son Pablo Eche began selling everything he owned to feed his addiction. He committed violent robberies. In a drug-fueled rage he destroyed his house and then sold the land that was left, ending up freezing and alone on the streets until his grandmother took him in.

[via nytimes ]

drugs @ work

Riddle me this...

Clubs, are fun.  There is dancing, music, alcohol and hot girls in short skirts.

Work, is not.  There are coats and ties, slacks, long skirts, computers, numbers and nerds.

So why are we taking Ecstasy and slipping rufy's to people in clubs, where its already been established as a fun environment?

Shouldn't we be focusing on improving the boring places,...like work?  Next time you are making coffee for the staff in the morning, slip some GHB in it, or pop some E on your next smoke break.  Better yet, chase that birthday cake with a 16 oz redbull!

Who is ready to have some fun?!?!?!

bobsakamano<~~~~~~raises hand