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    entertainment

    no batman needed

    According to tmz.com, heath ledger is dead.

    His housekeeper found him lying dead in his bed at 3:35pm this afternoon in his manhattan apartment.

    Story developing...

    coming soon to a torrent download near you!

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    things i have to fornicate with before I kick the bucket

    1. african american woman

    2. my pet dog.

    3. kim kardashian

    4. your mom

    5. my car

    solved mystery

    Did you ever wonder how this

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    became this

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    After weeks of research, going through old records, old receipts, interviews and watching old footage, we have learned of multiple purchases (sometimes by the caseload) between 1986 and 2004 of the following.

    Continue reading "solved mystery" »

    is this the future????

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    After hours of photoshopping, research and facial scans, I have come up with an age progression of George Clooney in 20 years,... and I must say, he is quite handsome.

    click below to check it out!

    Continue reading "is this the future????" »

    john hancocked

    I am beginning to get the impression that the only chance I have in becoming famous is the fact that I have a really nice signature.

    PS.  I finally figured out what my porn name would be - John Handcock.  Of course my signature would be the same at the end of each scene, but I won't tell you what that is.

    it's a niCE

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    I saw Borat yesterday at Best Buy.  (please note his pants match his shirt)

    what is this amateur hour?

    Crowned winner of American Idol and Chief of Surgery in one week?  You are a winner of Wednesday and Thursday nights!  Whats next? Teaming up with Jack Bauer to fight Al Queda/internship with House?

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    your very first time

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    They say, you never forget your first conjugal visit.

    a look into the future

    Doesn't she look like Nicole Richie? (200 pounds heavier, of course).

    criminal minds

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    Recent history has shown that Football Players make excellent criminals and that criminals make excellent Football Players.

    Note to the kids out there:  Be sure you do this in the right order.  One will get you millions of dollars and a few slaps on the wrist.  The other will get you one great moment of gridiron glory and a lifetime of sodomy.

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