next time you are bored...

For this task, you will need: a joint, a bottle of whiskey, a loaded handgun and a car.

Next time you are driving, go really fast.

When you hit about 100, take out a doob and start puffing.

When you finish it, at this time you should be going about 150.

Here, take a shot of the whiskey for every mile you drive.

Then start shooting the handgun I said you should have in part one. Shoot for every half mile you drive at any moving object in sight.  Shoot until a cop pulls you over.

When he pulls you over, say sorry, and confess you where on a stakeout and you where really an undercover law abiding citizen.

If they are allowed to be undercover cops, we are allowed to be undercover law abiding citizens.