Dear Facebook,
The gig is up, a piece of paper? As a gift?
Happy Birthday, Son! Here is a piece of paper!! If you look closely its wide-ruled, your favorite!!
Honestly, I am beginning to lose all confidence in Mark Zuckerburg and his dot com.
Go Fuck Yourself,
Love
~Bob
xoxoxoxoxo
PS. It's snowing outside!
You know whats the best invention?
Facebook gifts.
Example: As you can see above this weekend they had a VERY LIMITED EDITION of TEN MILLION champaign bottles available to give out, at a dollar a piece! If they sell 10% of these at a minimum that's a million dollars, all for drawing a picture and a little coding. This is just one gift though, they release new gifts a few times a week.
Who doesn't have an extra dollar and some freetime at work to give this crap away.
I'd say they make at least $$$$50 million a year on this bullshit.
I bet Mark Zuckerburg just takes revenue from this as his salary.
Fucking genious.
You know whats the second best invention tho? This japanese ice pooping robot.
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