When Iran isn't working on their nuclear program, their scientists are busy on other important things in life.
For instance, they have created these handy attachments to your car exhaust that enable a human to make hamburgers on the go! They must know us Americans love a good burger!
I don't know about you but I hate being limited.
Unfortunately with major foods, we are.
All we have is beef, chicken, turkey, fish and pork.
Will there ever be anything new?
Call me a dreamer but I would like to see Alien on the menu someday. I bet it would taste pretty good. Probably really good fried. Then again everything is good when you fry it.
What do you think it tastes like? I would guess a combination seafood/chicken. The 'liens always appear to be slimy like fish, however hearty underneath like chicken.
Next time you see a UFO, don't get your camcorder, get your knife and fork, because thats good eatin!
Leave your thoughts in the comments.
I would really like to see pictures of the animals on the packaging of all meat I eat.
I wouldnt feel comfortable eating a girl if I didn't know what she looked like, so I sure as hell wouldn't feel comfortable eating a cow if I didn't know what it looked like.
What if it was fat or ugly? That could ruin my reputation. It would be like a blind date with no information beforehand. At least if they are human we can look them up on myspace or facebook, with animals there is no database available.
This also goes for chicken, pigs, duck, deer and turkey.
You might say, well what about fish? You wouldn't eat a girl without seeing her, would you eat fish too without seeing it? Well, yes are right, eating fish is pretty much exactly like eating a girl, so I agree I would require at minimum a headshot of the fish as well.
I'm sorry but these Sargento's are a bunch of nerds, I wouldn't trust them with my children, do you think I would trust them my cheese. Shyah!
Call off the dogs. The search is over. I finally found organic bean curd. I've been looking for it FOREVER. If you want to know where I found it email me. bob@bobsakamano.com
ttyl
Let me ask you something. The last time you had ice cream, did it look like this?
And the time before that, did it look similar to this?
Then why have they been telling us since the 80s that ice cream was going to look like this in the future?
According to Wikipedia, Dippin dots was invented in 1987. According to the Gregorian calendar we are currently in the year 2007. Which means its technically the future, which consequently means they lied to us. This is a bigger let down than flying cars and flying skateboards. If you would have stopped people on the street in 1987, and asked them if in 2007 we would be closer to naming Iraq as a 51st state, or ice cream would be small balls, I would guess a majority of the people would have picked balls.
My conclusion? Avoid dippin dots. Their whole business plan is a sham, which makes them no better than Enron or Worldcom. Next time you see their booth kick it over and get the soft serve ice cream in the helmet, its much better, plus you get a souvenir to take home.
Uday and Qusay Hussein where not harmed in the production of this blog.
Why is Nabisco still making regular Oreos? Is it just in case some people have never tried Double Stuffed and won't know what they are missing? Who likes Oreos but doesn't want more cream filling?
Here's my opinion: Nabisco is still making single stuffed Oreos just to make their Double Stuffed look that much better. Don't believe me?.... try buying a pack of regular Oreos and you'll see that they are nothing but a bag of plastic show cookies that have been placed on the rack to show how awesome Double Stuffed are. It's kinda like a hot chick hanging out with ugly chicks just to make herself look hotter. Nice try Nabisco but you're not putting anything past us.
I was disturbed today when I realized that my Hungry Man (tm) "Mexican Style Fiesta" TV dinner was the most satisfying mexican food experience I have had since moving to the Midwest. I went to a Mexican place here that had its salsa in a catsup-style squirt bottle. I am not kidding.
Plus, the "Mexican Style Fiesta", like all of Hungry Man's products, is very good for you. In just one meal, I was able to get a high percentage of my daily value of essential nutrients: 58% DV of Total Fat, 52% DV of Saturated Fat (thats the good kind), and a whopping 93% DV of Sodium. I would highly recommend this product to anyone who, like me, thinks living past the age of 40 is overrated.
This is the first installment of a series of insightful looks into the world of gas stations.
Why do people buy the bottled soda over the big styrofoam cup of soda? Haven't they seen the difference? The big foam cup holds like 44 oz and costs 79 cents, while the bottle holds 20 oz and costs over a dollar.
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