If I had a sweepstakes, I would do all of the normal things involved in a typical 'stake. I would get the van, have the camera crew, and even give away the prize during the Superbowl, which would of course be an oversized check. The prize? $100.000,000,000.00.
I was walking down 7th Avenue, and after some zigzagging here and there, I saw a Maybach Benz, and whenever I see a $350,000 dollar car, I like to look around and see if there is someone recognizable, this time when I looked up, I saw none other than Russell Simmons walking out of the building.
When I took the picture the camera flashed and he turned around and said "DAAAAAAAAAMN!"
Bippety Bopety.
Starting today, until next week, I invite everyone to maliciously kick open all bathroom doors when walking in.
Friday Fun:
It was a bad day at the aquarium when they gave away these to the first 1,000 children.
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