Bob Sakamano

gay for a day

If I ever got raped by another man, I would probably quickly change my sexual orientation to gay. That way I am just hooking up which is a lot better than an uninvited-dick-in-my-anus.  Then after all the fun I would go back to being straight.  No harm done.

i must have passed through a warp zone

After seeing this on the front page of foxnews.com

It makes me wonder, what year are we in?!?! Is this normal?!?!

This just proves my theory that gay-ex-governors of New Jersey always have threesomes with their wives and drivers.