Bob Sakamano

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Dear Global Warming,

I love you.

60 degreeZ in nYc in january

how come we cant convince our bosses at work to let us work outside? in elementary school if the weather was nice we could go under a tree and have class.

it would be nice once in a while

yayyy global warming

Gentleman and gentleman,

It's my pleasure to introduce to you the Boeing Humvee-mounted laser avenger, designed to kill any aging hippy liberal douche that stands in the way between you and, well, your other Hummers.

second times a charm

Is latex recycle-able?

If it is, then we should probably be recycling condoms.

The only stats I could find were here, which shows approx 300 million sold,... IN 1988!! Adjusted for inflation, while including an increase in male hornyness and the rise of slutty girls, that comes out to just over 30 billion condoms sold (and presumed used) in 2006* in the US alone!

Would people use these sloppy second branded recycled condoms?

I look at it this way, this is your chance to play your part in stopping global warming.  If we don't do something now then our children won't live to see earth as we know it, full of used condoms.

*+-99% margin of error.

i love global warming

Global warming is the best thing that ever happened to me.  I love it so much I have converted everything in my apartment to aerosol form where available.  The weather in NY has been amazing this winter.  It has been around 50 for the past few weeks.  It has not even snowed here, let alone be been even remotely cold.  On New years I was in the city with a short sleeve shirt and my North Face Vest. And it is all thanks to global warming!

Sike.  Global warming is fake, the weather has always been good in NY.  New Yorkers are just such assholes.  They have been broadcasting fake news to the rest of the US all these years to get us not to come here.  But they are lying!! The weather is great here! Better than anywhere else!  I have even seen palm trees in NYC!*

*please note I have not seen palm trees in NYC.