I don't know if this is disturbing. If you are a sexist male then it is kind of funny.
Since I have the power to see how people come to my site, whether its a google search, if they type the name directly or whatever, I can, see how people come to my site.
This morning I came upon the following google search, my page shows up on the second page!
Woot woot!
Enjoy!
Guess what our favorite internet search companies slogan is
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Typically, bobsakamano.com gets about 20 visitors a day.
My dream would be millions of people, driven here by word of mouth and google searches for words like "humor blog".
Thanks to modern technology I can see how people arrive here, and although I do not come up first for humor, I apparently make the list when people search for this (click on image to view)
Thanks to all my fans.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!
"They could not keep it a secret any longer, Pastor McFadden had been caught for a second time. This time he had been Yahoo! image searching with two kids in a confessional. People were talking in the church and it was getting ugly and Dr Mulder wasn't about to let one bad pastor ruin the churches unblemished history with their favorite search engine, Google. "
After watching this episode of the Colbert Report I realized I heard this material somewhere before. Where? WHEN I SAW JERRY SEINFELD SAY IT IN PERSON THREE YEARS EARLIER. Don't believe me? Since no one told me at the time that Steve Colbert would want to use the material, I didn't have a chance to videotape it, however if you google "jerry seinfeld monkey bars" we do come up with the following evidence that dates back to 2003.
Seinfeld went on to weave together observations about his mother, monkey bars, phone technology and the millennium, to roars of laughter. The comedian derided the use of instant polls on news shows "so we can get the opinion of people whose lives are so empty they have the television, computer and Internet all going at the same time.... Ladies and gentlemen, if life to you is what's online, on TV, on the phone and on your e-mail, I've got an instant message for you: Open a window. It stinks in here."
And why do we always see, in all these films, terrorists training on monkey bars? Is it expected that eventually a crucial battle is certain to be fought on a children's playground?
Oh, YEAAAH!
I just put this estate on layaway, should I keep it or get my money back?
New feature.
Here we will show what fun stuff comes up when you search googles image catalogue.
Today: Shower
Check out the first picture that comes up, its classic!
Also go to page two, another great picture available!
http://images.google.com/images?um=1&tab=wi&hl=en&rlz=1T4GGIH_enUS214US214&q=shower
If this means what I think it means, then it's great.
Under normal circumstances, we believe anything google has to tell us.
However, when it says something like this, we just close internet explorer and pretend like it never happened.
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