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    great away messages

    great away messages

    "Playing Russian roulette, if I don't answer that means I won!"

    - Bob

    and dry

    Kite_2

    What does a Kite say when it smokes pot?

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    "I am more tired than Michelin" - bob sakamano

    away message

    Periodically I will post great away messages, here is one I just thought of.

    "David Blaine ate my away message,...with his penis"

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