Bob Sakamano

question of the day

Do you think it feels as good for a homeless person to pee in a urinal as it does for them to sleep in a bed?

uriNATION

Maybe if we had these in the US, the homeless would stop peeing on themselves!

http://www.engadget.com/2007/11/05/urinal-game-banned-by-killjoy-belgium-police/

hairy potter and the garbage can buffet

Ok, I have officially seen it all.

I just saw a homeless guy reading the new Hairy Potter book.

What happened to the days of alcohol and drug addiction?  Was that not exciting enough to the point that they had to turn to wizards and fairy boys?

question of the day

Do homeless people ever spend the change they collect on vitamins?

If they can live on the street without them then why would I need them when I live in a house and work in an office?

mr. fusion

Have you ever met a homeless person/janitor at night?

No?

I bet you never will.

You know all that trash you see them collecting during the day?

Next time you see them diving into the trash can, ask them where they are taking their Delorean that night.  The look on their face when you see that they know that you know is priceless!

attention all homeless

Have you ever seen a pregnant homeless woman?  Or a young homeless married couple expecting their first child?  If you know anyone who has been in this situation, could you relay these questions to them for me?

Where was the baby shower?  Did they register anywhere for the babies?  I have seen homeless people eat half eaten food, and dig through trashcans for other poeples stuff, do they reuse old diapers for their babies?  What did they use for babywipes? Newspaper?  What about a nursery, was there any planning involved in creating this baby zone? Or did they just put aside some fresh boxes for the newborn?  Do the babies keep them up all night or are they used to being up all night because they live on a sidewalk?  Do they have other homeless people babysit their kids while they are away from their shopping cart?.  Do they even buy a stroller or do they just use the shopping cart for their kids as well?  Maybe thats why they get the cart in the first place.  What do they teach them about strangers?  Do they have playdates with other neighborhood homeless babies?

If you can know the answers to any of these questions, or can find me someone who does, please contact me at Bob@bobsakamano.com

homeless #2

Another homeless question.  Why do they urinate on themselves?  Rich people don't like the smell of urine.  Middle class people don't like the smell of urine.  Poor people don't even like it. So why do homeless people like it?  Trust me, there are many ways to find a free bathroom in the city, so don't give me that excuse.  Maybe when you are younger one day they ask you if you like the smell of urine or not, and based on that answer your future is set, either you can be a normal part of society, or you falter to a life of cardboard box sleeping and public defication.

seconds, anyone?

As I was walking to Penn Station today to catch the 4:43 train home, I saw a homeless guy dip into a trash can, pick out a McDonalds cup, and take a drink from it (using the straw, I might add). 

Then it dawned on me, if America is so obsessed with watching middle class Americans do whatever it takes to get decent money, why hasn't Fox come out with a show that has homeless people doing whatever it takes to get virtually nothing?  Haven't you ever dared someone to drink trash juice?  Well here is our chance to watch someone drink trash juice,... for more trash juice!