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    jack bauer

    time for a number 2

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    Is Jack Bauer constipated?  All this shooting would have any man crap his pants, yet he has managed to hold it in. 

    Call the President and have CTU bring in a bowl of bran flakes immediately.

    more on 24

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    Last week we realized that Jack Bauers gun never needs reloading.  This week?  His cell phone - he never needs to charge it.  They are running around looking for some suitcase nukes, but I would check his cell phone because it seems to be running on nuclear power too.

    is jack bauer using game genie?

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    Has Jack Bauer ever reloaded his gun?  It seems like he can just shoot and shoot and shoot and shoot, and never have to reload.

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