Bob Sakamano

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PARIS HILTON THINKS WEST AFRICA IS A COUNTRY!

retardNation - Sisters sell Illinois shaped corn flake on Ebay for $1,350

Who says we are in a REcession?

People are buying Illinois shaped corn flakes for $1,350 on Ebay.

This whole recession thing just looks like a classic case of the wrong "RE".

America isn't in a REcession

America is REtarded.

Amazon.com sells a pack of 7-24oz boxes of Corn flakes for $32.64 (with free shipping).  This means with $1,350 they could have bought approximately 41 of these 7 packs, which amounts to 287 boxes or 6,888 ounces (430 pounds) of Corn Flakes.  I am sure within that they could have found the entire United States Earth worth of Corn Flakes.

Better yet, they could have probably accomplished that with only $600 and spent the other $750 to buy the materials necessary to kill themselves, which in the end would have benefited us all much, much, much better.

it's the little things that makes america so great

Bored?

Sober?

Under 21?

Live in Alaska?

Bad breath?

Why not do what these guys are doing and drink listerine to get drunk?

Considering its 25% alcohol, compared to 6-7% in a can of beer, you are getting a better deal... plus fighting gingivitus at the same time!

sharp aquos jacktards

Isn't this retarded?  Not only will I NEVER see myself dancing around with my LCD, I do not even allow anyone to get within three feet of it at the risk they could damage it.  Who really cares if it is that much slimmer? It goes on the wall!  Heres an idea, MAKE THEM CHEAPER!

Oh, I see, a girl comes over on a Saturday night, its not "how big is your johnson" anymore, its "how  slim is your LCD" ok. got it. great.

the kids aren't alright

Apparently there isn't much to do in Florida.

And also apparently Marijauna IS a gateway drug.

But who would have ever thought it was a gateway drug to fermenting your own shit and piss in order to get high huffing off of it??

Is this something we can blame bad parenting?

sprint jacktard

Sometimes my observations are just observations.  This is the first one.

If you have seen this commercial from Cingular (the one were the guy is so amazed that you can get TV on your mobile phone), you will notice that the guy on the right is an idiot.  What you may not notice is that he is wearing the signature colors of another mobile phone company - Sprint.  Touche.

i feel like such a jacktard

I forgot to put on a belt today.

What is that the female equivalent to? A bra?

They are both for support, but really complete opposites.  If a mans pants drop down he will go to jail, but if a woman jiggles a little bit, a man will probably end up going to jail too.

sakamanoisms

jacktard: jak-tahrd.

-noun.

1. To have holes in your brain.  "She is such a jacktard."

2. To have never eaten pasta before. "He is such a jacktard."