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I am not an expert on the bible,
and I can't remember whether or not there are ten commandments or eleven,
so I can't say I know all the rules on getting into heaven, but if I had my vote I'd give anyone who does a courtesy flush a few bonus points on admission, maybe even a first round bye.
Don't you hate it when someone things something happened, but nothing happened?
And they are like "what?"
"nothing"
"really what happened"
"nothing"
"no really tell me what happened"
"nothing!"
No matter what you do or say, they will never believe you. So because of it, now they think there is something when there is nothing.
And thats life, something from nothing.
Sorry, Bob is the busiest person you'll ever meet, hence the lack of writing.
I've always said, there are two kinds of people in the world.
Normal people, and people that could have been on fraggle rock.
You got it all wrong, and quite frankly the solution is quite easy.
You can teach your children all you want, but when I am a parent, I will teach them the most valuable thing they could ever learn. This kind of knowledge can bring a competitive advantage that will put them LIGHT YEARS ahead of a Harvard MBA or Stanford JD.
I am talking about teaching them to LOVE waiting. Waiting in lines, waiting in traffic, waiting for anything. Because most of life involves sitting, standing and wondering when it is going to be your turn. Your turn to go, your turn to continue, your turn to get through.
Chances are they won't even make it to their goals. At least they will enjoy their time waiting for the let down.
And that's what it's all about!
Don't bother bringing any flowers to my grave when I am dead. We don't cover ourselves with flowers when we are alive, so why would you want to cover me with them when I am dead?
Correct me if I am wrong, but my senses won't work either so I won't even be able to smell or see them.
I think if we can focus the money we are spending on these death flowers towards methods of keeping people alive we would be much better off.
One of the scariest moments in any mans life is that moment when we are going to the restroom at work. We unzip our pants, reach in to go to pull it out to urinate, only to find it missing.
First, our heart stops, then a panic, where did it go? It was there a minute ago I swear I felt it, what happened? Then we feel around - only to realize the hole for our boxers has shifted to the side a little bit.
Everytime I tell myself I won't get fooled again.
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