lyrical gangsters

Todays song lyrics come from the hit Usher song "Love in this club"

With classic lines like

It’s going down on aisle 3, I’ll bag you like some groceries
And every time you think about it you gon’ want some more of me

and

On the couch, on the table, on the bar, or on the floor
You can meet me in the bathroom yeah you know I’m trying go

It makes me wonder if grocery shopping and un-controllable bowel movements are the criteria to becoming a great singer?!?!