When I get married.
The first thing I do before is get a prenuptial agreement.
If we divorce, so what? Big woop. Girls are a dime a dozen. Google search girl and you get 385 million results. I am sure I can replace her at least by the third page of results.
So, take my house, take my cars, shit, take my savings.
But I'll be damned if that bitch goes near my Itunes collection. She can go fuck herself.
So, rare things that are useful in industry (gold, diamonds) are many times made into jewelry. If it were possible, do you think people would wear uranium earrings? Diamonds are the hardest natural substance on earth, and can cut anything. Shouldn't we be using all the diamonds we have to cut stuff instead of putting them into rings? We have lots of useful substances that are abundant now, but what if they become rare in the future? Do you think those things will then be made into jewelry too? Instead of recycling, I am going to start turning my aluminum cans into fashionable pieces of jewelry; so when the future comes, I will have that market locked up.
When I get married, my wife and I are going to have king sized bunk beds. This way, when we aren't going to be doing anything rated R it'll be a race to the bedroom to get the top bunk.
It's the little things.
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