Dear Facebook,
The gig is up, a piece of paper? As a gift?
Happy Birthday, Son! Here is a piece of paper!! If you look closely its wide-ruled, your favorite!!
Honestly, I am beginning to lose all confidence in Mark Zuckerburg and his dot com.
Go Fuck Yourself,
Love
~Bob
xoxoxoxoxo
PS. It's snowing outside!
Survey says that these monkeys are much more dangerous than a nuclear capable Iran.
Well, being vaporized by a nuclear bomb would be painless, but being hunted by a bunch of crazy acrobatic chimpanzees would be so scary (and funny) - I'd cry.
If the US wants any kind of hope we need to recruit these monkeys to fight for us and drop them from above into strategic locations in the persian empire.
They wouldn't even notice these monkey warriors amongst their population because most Iranians are more hairy than chimpanzees.
OO OO AH AH!!
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