Bob Sakamano

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Already planning for retirement George has opened up and plans to manage this Deli on Fifth Avenue in Manhattan.

wait wait wait, i call do-over

Time to crunch some numbers.

Amount Sadaam asked the US to give him to evaquate Iraq one month before the war = $1 Billion.

Estimated cost of the Iraq War = $3 Trillion.

The 2006 estimated value of Manhattan values it at just over $800 Billion.  Meaning, therefore, henceforth, hypothetically, theoretically, quite possible, maybe, kind of, woulda, shoulda, why the fuck didn't we, we could have just built one(1) Manhattan for the Sunni's,  One(1) Manhattan for the Shia's and one(1) miscellaneous Manhattan for all others.

How come no one ever asks me?

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There is just no more privacy in America

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$5 Spelling lesson also avelable

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Dear Global Warming,

I love you.

what's wrong with this picture?

Put your money where your mouth is

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translation: "to fatten shareholder wallets, we have hired sheep who can speak the following languages"

will work for money

bob lives in nyc

bob wants a new job

anyone want to hire him?

send him an email at bob@bobsakamano.com

mmm, honeg daw!

I see many misprints in nYc, so I am just going to post them here as I see them in a new category I like to call, "misprints".  Enjoy!

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"2008 and there is still evidence of segregation in NYC. Disgusting"