As it turns out, another pro wrestler has died.
Chase Tatum, pro-wrestler-kind-of died of an apparent accidental drug overdose on Sunday Morning.
Then again, everyone from every profession dies eventually. So I guess it really isn't news.
This brings the list of pro-wrestlers who have died before they are 65 up to 102 deaths.
Time to crunch some numbers.
Amount Sadaam asked the US to give him to evaquate Iraq one month before the war = $1 Billion.
Estimated cost of the Iraq War = $3 Trillion.
The 2006 estimated value of Manhattan values it at just over $800 Billion. Meaning, therefore, henceforth, hypothetically, theoretically, quite possible, maybe, kind of, woulda, shoulda, why the fuck didn't we, we could have just built one(1) Manhattan for the Sunni's, One(1) Manhattan for the Shia's and one(1) miscellaneous Manhattan for all others.
How come no one ever asks me?
Class,
Today's math lesson will be in addition. Please get out your loose leaf paper and a sharpened two pencil and get ready to take notes.
Lets begin;
alcohol + tasers = ok
nudity + tasers = kinky
alcohol + nudity = great
alcohol + nudity + tasers = death
I am sure this happens to you all the time.
You go in for a routine leg operation and wake up with a new anus.
HOW many people were involved in the operation. No one double checks? I double check my math homework before I turn it in, I even double check my socks to make sure they match every morning.
Better yet, why not ask the patient a simple "How are we helping you today" before they put patients to sleep.
After seeing this on the front page of foxnews.com
It makes me wonder, what year are we in?!?! Is this normal?!?!
This just proves my theory that gay-ex-governors of New Jersey always have threesomes with their wives and drivers.
I don't really care for this story, I just wanted to point out that the President of Turkmenistans name is Kurbanguly Berdymukhamedo.
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I wish my parents were cool.
When I was 11, they got me one of these for my birthday.
Click below to see what Davita Fuller from Anderson Indiana got her 11 year old daughter!
Next time you stop to help someone in a car accident, you better take your keys out.
These guy's thought they would be good samaritans when they pulled over on a Minnesota highway after seeing a car fly overhead and hit the median.
With the winchill at -37 degrees outside, Chase Torgerson made a call to 911 for help. Unfortunately while he was on the phone one of the accident victims decided this was an EXCELLeNT time to steal his car.
YeS! The perfect diversion! Get in a high speed accident in your already working car, then take someone elses car while they are trying to help you! Then crash it! Genious! Muy Bien!
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