paris hilton in tulsa?

Ladies and gentleman,

After reading this news, I am officially one friend away (I went to High School with Josh) from hooking up with Paris Hilton.  Oddly enough however her STDs are two steps behind me now.

Pizza and flirting?

I ate pizza with you and we flirted at Audreys house, how come we never went to Paris's friends hummer after that?

Betrayed,

Bob.