Bob Sakamano

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Already planning for retirement George has opened up and plans to manage this Deli on Fifth Avenue in Manhattan.

i must have passed through a warp zone

After seeing this on the front page of foxnews.com

It makes me wonder, what year are we in?!?! Is this normal?!?!

This just proves my theory that gay-ex-governors of New Jersey always have threesomes with their wives and drivers.

decision of the year

Hmm, a billion dollars to become President and have everyone hate you

***OR***

a billion dollars to spend the next 25 years, which amounts to $40 million a year, $3.33 million a month, $111,111 a day, $4,630 an hour, $77 a minute on better things in life like hookers, booze, cars, houses and fun.

Looks like NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg made the right decision, which is probably why he is a billionaire today!

super tuesday

Bar none, I am the smartest person I know.

Up until this morning I wasn't sure who I was going to vote for in the upcoming election.

I am pleased to announce however, I have finally made my decision.

dear lawmakaZ

After reading this article about a New York construction worker being forced into a rectal examination after an on the site construction accident, I would like to propose a check box on our licenses, similar to the organ donor, authorizing if we want objects-in-the-anus or not.

an open letter to the men of america

Attention men:

Do you want to live in a land where not having a sex with a woman who is wearing a short skirt is "tantamount to rape" because you cannot leave a woman if she is ready and you must fullfill her?

Do you want to have as many as 20 children with six different wives?  And to have your first wife step down in favor of a younger one as the "leader" of the group?

Do you want to have sex with AIDS infested women, only to take a shower to "wash it off?"

Do you like to wear cheetah skins with your K Swiss?

Do you want to be the leader of 48 million people?

WHO WANTS TO HAVE SOME FUN?!?!

Thailand is wanting to pass a law requiring motorists to stop when their national anthem is played twice daily.

Doesn't it make you want to go there with an ipod, some speakers and a lawn chair and have some fun?

Grover Cleveland - Great President, or Greatest President?

Grover Cleveland is the only president who is featured on two of the soon to be released presidential $1 coins. Because he served two non-consecutive terms, he gets one for each of his separate terms. And they are both going to be released in the same year. Future society will hail Cleveland as the greatest president who ever lived. Also, Warren G. Harding's coin will be the only one that doesn't feature his bust on the front. Instead, it will feature a picture of a hooker holding a bottle of Jack Daniels.

gaysia

By misusing the time-honored tradition of abortion, China has set itself up for a sausagefest of epic proportions. In 15 years, China will have an estimated 30 million person surplus of "marriage age" men. Party foul!!!

Love,

Pigman

a bigger threat than iran?

Survey says that these monkeys are much more dangerous than a nuclear capable Iran.

Well, being vaporized by a nuclear bomb would be painless, but being hunted by a bunch of crazy acrobatic chimpanzees would be so scary (and funny) - I'd cry.

If the US wants any kind of hope we need to recruit these monkeys to fight for us and drop them from above into strategic locations in the persian empire.

They wouldn't even notice these monkey warriors amongst their population because most Iranians are more hairy than chimpanzees.

OO OO AH AH!!