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    You know what's a sad moment?  Probably even sadder than when a man has his last meal before execution?  When a man uses a urinal for the last time before a sex change operation.

    next time you think about molesting

    I don't think we should go as far as not allowing sex offenders to own homes.

    However I do think their homes should have to be made of clear materials so we can always see whats happening inside.

    Glass_house

    lol

    Mike Tyson sentenced to 24 hours in jail

    My favorite part of the story:

    Tyson attorney David Chesnoff said his client had taken 29 drug tests without a relapse since his arrest and that he's attended Alcoholics Anonymous and Narcotics Anonymous meetings.

    I think I speak for all of us when I say there is no anonymity when Mike Tyson, the ear biting rapist, is in the room. PS, if you see this face, RUN.

    Mike_tyson

    your very first time

    Paris_hilton

    They say, you never forget your first conjugal visit.

    another prison question

    When someone gets convicted and they have to serve two or three life sentences, what does that mean?  So when they die, in their afterlife they have to serve time too?  That must be why some people go to jail and don't even know why.

    prison question

    When someone goes to prison and they are living alone/single, what happens to their stuff?  Do they put in it in storage?  Do they have garage sales to liquidate?  Do they not have ANY bills anymore?  They must have at least one.  Do they forward their mail to the prison?  If they do not forward it to prison, who gets its?  Who reads it?  What if they just signed a two year cell phone contract right before they go to jail and do not want to cancel it and pay late fees, but then end up paying late charges for delinquent payments because they could not make payment?  Are they responsible?

    Instead of the death penalty and all these scare tactics, law enforcement should emphasize more on what is going to happen to all your STUFF.

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