Bob Sakamano

indian pive hundred

Riddle me this.

What percentage of cab drivers in New York City are of Indian Decent? 80? 90?

Think all you want, but these people are actually good drivers, if they weren't there would be a hell of a lot more wrecks.

My question to you:  Why do we not have any Indian Drivers in Nascar or anykind of redneck driving game?  It seems like they are always racing in NYC anyways, why hasn't anyone had some kind of olympics, taken the winner out of it and put him in a Budweiser stock car and send him on his way?

Would "thank you, come again" get annoying because they would do it after each lap?

My only guess is that their body odor reacting with racing fumes could cause a potentially hazardous explosion that they are not willing to risk.

question of the day

With all this news of retarded mice, it got me wondering.

Is mustard retarded too?  Is there non-tarded mustard?

I guess it would just be called mus.  I also guess that it would taste much smarter.

is it just me?

Does anybody else like to just walk around and look at grocery stores?  I would say that I spend 90% of the time looking and only 10% shopping.

question of the day

Do locksmiths carry keys?

is jack bauer using game genie?

 

Has Jack Bauer ever reloaded his gun?  It seems like he can just shoot and shoot and shoot and shoot, and never have to reload.

dino does dallas

Question:  If Brontosauruses were around today, would they want to have sex with this crane if they saw it?  They kind of look alike, so it only seems logical.

Ok, I admit, I really don't want to talk about crane banging.  This is just a segway to a bigger prehistoric issue: Dinosaur genitalia.

HOW COME THEY HAVE NEVER SHOWN US DINO DICK?  They had to have something! But they have shown us nothing.  The only thing that we have learned about dino creation is that you can make new Dinosaurs from mosquitoes and amber.  No where did they talk about T Rex's mounting other T Rex's or how mastodons love to masturbate (that is how they got their name, isn't it?)

A brontosaurus grew to about 15 feet tall, 70 feet long and weighed around 40 tons.  Putting this into human proportion would give it male genitalia of about ten feet, TEN FEET!  That is one Yao Ming and half a Prince.  How come every movie/documentary/historical presentation has failed to show anything about this?

That is why the dinosaurs went extinct, not because of some great meteorite, but because they did not have sexual organs.

Now you ask, how did they lay eggs?

Do you really think a dinosaur could have taken care of an egg?  If you barely pick up an egg it will crack, how do you think a dinosaur could have sat on an egg and incubated it without destroying it? Impossible.

So, maybe Dinosaurs where just a one shot deal, it didn't work out, they where too big, took up too much space, each one got to live a few million years (we don't know how long a particular dinosaur could live, so I will assume that they lived the whole time), but God decided that he didn't want to renew their contract, so he didn't give them anything to reproduce with, and eventually they died.

popsickle stick fun

What would happen if you taped a popsickle stick to a pigeon to the point that it could not bob its head up and down?  Anyone want to try?

question of the day

Before there were toilets, how did people go to the bathroom on airplanes?

another prison question

When someone gets convicted and they have to serve two or three life sentences, what does that mean?  So when they die, in their afterlife they have to serve time too?  That must be why some people go to jail and don't even know why.

prison question

When someone goes to prison and they are living alone/single, what happens to their stuff?  Do they put in it in storage?  Do they have garage sales to liquidate?  Do they not have ANY bills anymore?  They must have at least one.  Do they forward their mail to the prison?  If they do not forward it to prison, who gets its?  Who reads it?  What if they just signed a two year cell phone contract right before they go to jail and do not want to cancel it and pay late fees, but then end up paying late charges for delinquent payments because they could not make payment?  Are they responsible?

Instead of the death penalty and all these scare tactics, law enforcement should emphasize more on what is going to happen to all your STUFF.