Bob Sakamano

hmmmm

I don't mean to be racist, but, have you ever seen an Asian person cry before? I haven't.

hmmm...

and dry

What does a Kite say when it smokes pot?

big punn

How come our hormones make us want to make a whore-moan?

PS.  Kim, I don't think you are a whore.  I forgive you for what you did with Ray-J. I also don't mind you being with Reggie Bush, he has a Heisman trophy, you know.  Just make sure he treats you like a princess, that's all I ask.

xoxoxoxo

whadaya say?

Why is it called an ATM Machine?  It's not an Automatic Teller Machine Machine.

question of the day: sonny corleone style

Can you have casual sex while wearing a tuxedo?

question of the day

In light of this recent story of an Alien sighting in Stephenville Texas, I'm wondering, how come we never hear of Alien sightings in other countries/continents?

Are Americans crazy?!?

Si si.

go hang yourself

Is it just me or are more dressing room attendants trying to delegate the "hanging of the clothes we don't want back on the hanger" job to us?

Thats what they are getting paid $7.15 an hour to do!!!!!!

joke of the day

What do you call a twice yearly sale on bi curiously gay hookers?

A semi-anal queerance sale!

some chicken soup for the chicken soup for the soul

If chicken soup is so good for us why don't we eat it ALL THE TIME?

question of the day

Do you think it feels as good for a homeless person to pee in a urinal as it does for them to sleep in a bed?